A man in Thailand is enduring a real-life horror show: image sitting on the toilet and suddenly a venomous snake sinks its fangs into your nut sack! Yeah, he doesn’t have to envision it.

Thanat Tangtewanon published his horrifying story on social media, informing the world about it. He posted a video of himself grabbing the python, with blood all over the floor — which we’re presuming is his, not the snake’s.

Thanat said his Sunday began like any other, with the married father waking up about 10 a.m. and heading to the bathroom.

Thanat stated that he flushed the toilet first to ensure that there were no unexpected surprises, as monsoons frequently draw reptiles out of the depths, and then performed a squat.

Thanat described how he felt a severe ache in his testicles and knew something had dug its teeth into his jewels.

He quickly identified the culprit: the scary snake’s teeth were still sunk into his scrotum. He claimed he firmly gripped the snake and attempted to rip it out of the toilet, but it was too strong and remained trapped in place.

Thanat said he was terrified and scoured the room before settling on a toilet brush to mercilessly beat the snake until it turned limp and died.

Thanat then requested a neighbor to take him to the hospital so he could be checked and treated. He now claims to be OK, as are his testicles, but he is nursing snake bites in his groin.

The reptile was non-venomous, which provided little consolation to Thanat’s wounded manhood.

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